The cow isn't anywhere. He's inside my mind.
  • Glade commercial: There's a reason they say "Wake up and smell the roses".
  • Me: ....No. No one says that.
  • Me: They say wake up and smell the coffee, or stop and smell the roses.
  • Me: wtf Glade what did you do.

emeraldnotes:

Merfolk are considered an extinct race on Eifel, however there is a possibility that they still exist in areas of the oceans that are too deep for Eiflans to explore.

emeraldnotes:

Merfolk are considered an extinct race on Eifel, however there is a possibility that they still exist in areas of the oceans that are too deep for Eiflans to explore.

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Djinni

emeraldnotes:

Catching a Djinni often requires two people. One to serve as a distraction and another to follow the Djinni’s tail back to the lamp it is bound to. Even after obtaining the lamp though a Djinni will often try to trick th eholder in various ways, including interpreting their wishes in ways they may not have intended. Some particularly nasty ones will even try to work out a way to harm or even kill the holder of their lamp.

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Emerald Notes


This is my Step-Dads band I’m so proud ^o^/ (he plays guitar)


Emerald Notes

So! Emerald Blues has a full blog now! People should follow it maybe! :D Because of this I am going to delete the EB side blog and forevermore post updates and stuff on the new blog. Mkay.


Boreal - Goblins

emerald-notes:

"Considered one of the weakest of the Boreal Clades, Goblins nevertheless can pose a large threat simply because they attack in groups. They are considered a scourge on farming towns and small villages due to their habit of killing and/or consuming nearly everything the come across, be it crops, livestock, or villagers. The larger the family group, the more likely it will be for them to attack Eiflans directly and not just their farmsteads. In cities as well their relations remain poor, as they often infest the labyrinth of sewer tunnels beneath the cities. Because of this, members of the thieves guilds who tend to operate in those areas have a particular dislike for them."

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emerald-notes:

It occurs to me that I’ve been severely neglecting my duties here. I shall have to take measures to amend that.

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(Source: tehlumineko)

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laughterkey:

yagazieemezi:

French artist Xoil has a characteristic tattooing style that looks like he has stamped, stenciled, or drawn directly with a felt-tip pen on his clients’ bodies.

These are gorgeous.

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Patterns from Subtle Patterns (Subtle Patterns) / CC BY-SA 3.0